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Bruno Mars & Sexyy Red – Fat Juicy & Wet (Single Review)

Bruno Mars, a man known for silky-smooth pop-funk perfection, has taken a sharp left turn into raunchy absurdity with Fat Juicy & Wet, his unexpected collaboration with Sexyy Red. If the title alone wasn’t enough of a warning, the track itself is a full-on spectacle—one that might make you question every life choice that led to pressing play.

Imagine strolling into a strip club, settling in, only to hear Bruno crooning in a fake-sexy, speak-sing voice: “That good kitty-kitty, good kitty-kitty/Make it my pet.” It’s the kind of line that makes you instinctively reach for the skip button. With lyrics that could’ve been pulled from the cringiest corners of Instagram DMs, Mars sounds like a teenager who just discovered late-night HBO and took notes. It’s a long way from the sophisticated charm of Versace on the Floor or the irresistible groove of 24K Magic.

Sexyy Red, usually a master of unfiltered Miami bass raunch, gives it her best shot, but even she sounds like she’s in on the joke. Lines about signing autographs in squirt juice and giving someone a milk mustache (yes, really) push the envelope so far it falls off the table. Admittedly, that last one is almost funny—but only in the way that makes you stare at the wall in stunned silence afterward.

And then there’s the beat—an attempted throwback to early 2010s West Coast ratchet club anthems, but instead of capturing the raw energy of Mustard-era bangers, it gets drowned in a Las Vegas show-tune polish courtesy of Bruno’s longtime collaborators, The Stereotypes. It’s a bizarre mismatch that leaves the track feeling like a parody rather than a banger.

For an artist who built his career on smooth, timeless hits, Fat Juicy & Wet is a baffling misstep—one that Sexyy Red can’t even salvage. Somewhere, Sage the Gemini and Mustard are shaking their heads, and honestly, we all should be

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